Word reaches End Game that some American funsters have come up with a game based on the premise that medics can be a bit competitive.

We don’t know where they got that idea. Anyway, “Doctor Wars” is apparently a game in which “chance and strategy are the prescription for fun”.

“When doctors compete for patients the game is on!” says the blurb, suggesting that NHS bosses have missed a trick in restricting competition to the provider sector.

The game was apparently designed to answer the question, what would happen if you cross chess with Grey’s Anatomy. Although it doesn’t answer the question of who wanted to know.

“Wacky scenarios” include: saving Ned from a “smelly code brown”; sending an intern on a “wild coffee run” and a “race to find the cure for George’s rare tropical disease”.

What japes.