We at End Game regularly have our morals called into question, but rarely are we brazenly flirted with by interviewees.

No longer: a nursing director – who on balance we have decided not to identify – signed off a an otherwise run-of-the-mill chat with the mother of all non-sequiturs, by asking End Game whether we were, in fact, a “naughty boy”.

Days later, and after many hours spent in a dark room with a cold towel applied to the head, we can finally just about muster a response.

For the avoidance of doubt, we can assure our readers we’re in tip-top moral condition, thanks for asking.