End Game is as keen on quality fabrics as the next fashionista and is frequently exasperated by the tendency of cheap modern clothes to shrink in the wash.

Bad fashion sense

Bad fashion sense

Bad fashion sense

But some NHS trusts are taking their dedication to fashion too far. So much so that the latest uniforms and workwear guidance from the DH feels the need to spell out that hospitals would probably be best, you know, MRSA wise and all that, to avoid buying “dry clean only” uniforms. Oh dear. As a QIPP efficiency saving, we recommend just cutting those care labels out. Problem solved.