February is the month of romance, roses and, for one NHS region, chlamydia tests.

NHS South West’s “Chlamydia fortnight”, which ends today, was deliberately launched on Valentine’s Day to encourage young people to “say yes to the test”.

Although the importance of raising awareness of chlamydia is fully appreciated, End Game can’t help but wonder what St Valentine would say about having his name associated with a sexually transmitted disease.

A box of chocolates or a bunch of flowers would’ve done nicely, thanks…