Published: 12/08/2004, Volume II4, No. 5918 Page 31

Do you think you can write in an entertaining way that other readers would find funny? We are running a competition for readers to send us diaries chronicling a recent week. Perhaps it was the most important week of the year, perhaps it was just the usual madness. E-mail 500 words in a diary format to nick. edwards@emap. com by 23 August. If you would prefer it to be published anonymously, please say so.We are offering£50 in travel vouchers from Expedia for each entry printed.