Dan Poulter, the hirsute-is-too-small-a-word minister, doctor and model, has now been in office for a year.

So what has he been up to? We went to his website to check on his achievement map (which regular readers might remember listed seven achievements a few months ago), but found the tool had vanished without a trace.

We did see there was a map of his constituency, which allowed us to see how to get from Framlingham to Wickham Market, but this time there were no little digital pins stuck into it proclaiming his latest successes.

End Game is baffled by this sudden outbreak of modesty from the minister. Why keep a low profile, Dr Dan?