All Off Diary articles – Page 9

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    Bank to basics

    2009-06-04T00:00:00Z

    Primary care trusts were unfazed when health select committee MPs slated their financial abilities earlier this year.

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    White noise

    2009-05-28T09:31:00Z

    Hot on the heels of its advice on what to do if approached by a sneezing piglet in a sombrero, the Department of Health has issued tips on how to survive the impending heatwave.

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    Bruce Almighty

    2009-05-28T00:00:00Z

    We know everyone at the Department of Health is very busy, but NHS medical director Sir Bruce Keogh’s workload is getting absurd.

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    Milk dud

    2009-05-28T00:00:00Z

    A poster promoting National Breastfeeding Week has created the mother of all rows at Rochdale Infirmary.

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    Affair trial

    2009-05-21T00:00:00Z

    A press release titled “Women in healthcare have more affairs” prompted bemused smiles all round last week, even from HSJ’s hardened hacks.

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    Lessons learnt

    2009-05-21T00:00:00Z

    You have to hope that NHS North West practises what it preaches.

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    Political prudes

    2009-05-21T00:00:00Z

    A general election is looming, in case you have not noticed, and Whitehall press officers have already started to use their civil service rule book as an excuse to not answer difficult questions - lest their response be interpreted as somehow “political”.

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    Barefaced cheek

    2009-05-14T00:00:00Z

    We all know ambulance work can be tough, but last week a Surrey paramedic was particularly desperate for an after work tipple. After a Tesco worker refused to serve him a bottle of wine on the grounds that he was an emergency services employee in uniform, he stormed out of ...

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    Pig deal

    2009-05-14T00:00:00Z

    It’s hard enough to take swine flu seriously since it sounds like an illness affecting nasty people, but endless viral emails and text messages aren’t doing much to improve its image. So far we’ve had people carted off in “hambulances”, victims breaking out in “rashers” and “farmacists” selling patients the ...

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    Up in smoke

    2009-05-14T00:00:00Z

    It would be enough to send even the most steel willed public health director reaching for the Marlboros. East Lancashire primary care trust last week ‘fessed up to having double-counted its smoking cessation figures for much of the past year.

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    Cauld off

    2009-05-07T00:00:00Z

    Readers of HSJ.co.uk will be aware that a four week emergency exercise to test Scotland’s resilience against pandemic flu was suspended last week in light of the swine flu outbreak.

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    Sex games

    2009-05-07T00:00:00Z

    Here’s one for you from the seedy world of web analytics. Last week, 10 people (you know who you are) searched Google for “sex game” and landed right on HSJ’s community section. Rest assured, your trusted publication has not launched a raunchy microsite for NHS managers looking for a distraction ...

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    Friends only

    2009-04-30T00:00:00Z

    At its annual reception this week, King’s Fund chief executive Niall Dixon announced its new “friends of the fund scheme”, giving those who sign up, among other things, the twice-yearly opportunity to “meet the experts” and access to its new friends’ lounge.

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    Tories jump the gun

    2009-04-30T00:00:00Z

    You can’t fault their enthusiasm but it seems staff at the Conservative party’s Millbank HQ are getting a bit ahead of themselves.

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    Stubbed out

    2009-04-30T00:00:00Z

    Anti-smoking lobbyists ASH wasted no time in condemning last week’s Budget, calling it “another missed opportunity to clamp down on smuggling”.

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    NHS Choices does female ejaculation

    2009-04-23T00:00:00Z

    Browsing around YouTube one evening, End Game stumbled upon (as you do) a video produced by NHS Choices on female ejaculation.

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    The NHS gets Twittering

    2009-04-23T00:00:00Z

    End Game confesses to being slightly behind the times when it comes to Twitter, although the “microblogging” sensation has been taken up by none other than the HSJ news team (www.twitter.com/HSJnews) and editor (www.twitter.com/richardHSJ).

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    An April Fool made flesh

    2009-04-16T00:00:00Z

    A year or two back HSJ ran a news story outlining how all NHS health professionals would be asked to practise what they preach and embark on weight management and exercise programmes so they could be a picture of health for their patients. The story sparked outrage among readers who ...

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    'The Three Metric-eers'

    2009-04-16T00:00:00Z

    Last week HSJ had a story on how the poor Information Centre and DH received just 299 responses to a no doubt fascinating survey about which metrics should be used to measure quality of care.

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    Word up

    2009-04-16T00:00:00Z

    Readers may recall we recently exposed how far the DH is prepared to go to ensure that the word spread about world class commissioning is the rightly worded word. As we reported, many primary care trusts took the DH’s instructions for press releases literally, repeating them almost exactly. But surely ...