All articles by Your Humble Servant
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CommentYour Humble Servant: NHS Retro
‘Simon Stevens wants to take us back to 1991 before the purchaser provider split. Jim Mackey wants to go back two years to when he was a trust CEO.’
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CommentYour Humble Servant: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Hunt to Hunt
‘Hi Jeremy, I’m calling you to offer you your old job back’
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CommentYour Humble Servant: For your own comfort and safety
“Be assured the body is designed for this eventuality”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: Better Care Day
“He is obviously in a highly advanced state of delirium”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: Yo ho hang
This call may be recorded for training purposes. Please hold for the minister…
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CommentYour Humble Servant: Arise Agrippa
“Mark Britnell was last seen seeking asylum at the US Embassy…”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: Real life drama
“I could tell that a good cup of tea would save the situation.”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: smelly lasagne
“A flute blower came along and said there was a stench in the lasagne parlour.”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: family knows best
“Everything is essential, dynamic and the answer, until it is replaced”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: heroic failure
“We both know that the only way Monitor will pass us is if we treat a lot fewer patients, with even fewer staff and minimal kit”
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CommentYour Humble Servant: the rallying cry for 2012
2012 is the year of the contract. Go back to your offices and prepare for contracting.
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CommentYour Humble Servant: healthy fun for all the NHS family
What will be this year’s Christmas stocking must have: Mid Staffs Cluedo, PFI Monopoly or Liberating the NHS Scrabble?